My boss just called me ';sweet lips'; - can i castrate him with the heavy duty office stapler?

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No but you can sue for sexual harassment and win around 50K!My boss just called me ';sweet lips'; - can i castrate him with the heavy duty office stapler?
Dear Sweet and Sour Lips,





Everyone freaking knows that the best way to castrate an idiotic boss is by slamming his jewels-nuts-man-package into a freaking metal vault door.
lol, i want pics after you do this.





no but you should return the insulting comment with one of your own in the same derogatory fashion he did. make sure you do it soon after his comment or like a dog, he wont associate the two.
I bet the heavy duty office paper cutter would work faster and better. Then you could act like it was an accident and try to stop the bleeding with white out.
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You could get that raise now by trying to castrate him with your sweet lips.
Your boss is George Jefferson? Awesome! You are the luckiest girl ever.
Paper cut to the jugular is another option.
You might be better of sticking something else in the paper shredder.
Use the letter-opener-o'-death.
hold up your three fingers between your thumb and your pinkie and ask him if he can read between the lines.
Worse yet, punch holes in his eyelids with the paper hole puncher. That's gonna drive him bananas!
You could if I hadnt have stolen that stapler last night.
You should just chomped on his maleness %26amp; get on with life,,,
I would so cut off his junk with a staple remover!
That depends which lips he was talking about
Only if you make him hold your hand while you are doing so. :)
yup...time to call his wife and let her know he's doing the hottest dumbest chick there.
LOL! No, not unless it is a really strong stapler.
it might work but only if you have melvin's red streamline stapler
Only if it's a red Swingline. Do away with the Lumberg.
go for it girl and he would probably enjoy that.



No of course not.
Can I watch?
Settle down butter cup...and try to wear a tighter skirt on Monday...mmmmkay.
those paper cutter things work wonders!
I think that's doable and for Christmas buy him a thong and muscle shirt... I bet he'd look so damn sexyyyyyyy.... ;)
that's my stapler.